December, 2004
Pot Shots
Q:
What's the difference between a lawyer and
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum?A:The bucket.
The bucket.Q:What's the difference between a dead dog in
What's the difference between a dead dog inthe road and a dead lawyer in the road?A:There are skid marks in front of the dog.
There are skid marks in front of the dog.Q:What do you get when you cross a lawyer
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?A:No changes occur.
No changes occur.Q:What's the difference between God and an
What's the difference between God and an attorney?A:God doesn't think he's an attorney.
God doesn't think he's an attorney.Q:How can you tell a lawyer is lying?
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?A:Other lawyers look interested.
Other lawyers look interested.Q:How many lawyer jokes are there?
How many lawyer jokes are there?A:Just two, all the rest are true.
Just two, all the rest are true.Q:How many lawyers does it take to change a
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?A:None, lawyers only screw us.
None, lawyers only screw us.Q:What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in
What do honest lawyers and UFOs have in common?A:You always hear about them, but you never
You always hear about them, but you never see them.Q:What do you have when a lawyer is buried
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?A:Not enough sand.
Not enough sand.Q:Why did God make snakes just before
Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?A:To practice.
To practice.Q:Why does California have the most
Why does California have the most attorneys, and New Jersey have the most toxic waste dumps?A:New Jersey got first pick.
New Jersey got first pick.Q:Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Why won't sharks attack lawyers?A:Professional courtesy.
Professional courtesy.Merry Christmas Everyone!!!
